A Letter from Satan

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.


You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't
even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you.


I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed Your Way of living,
Fool you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still
don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate Allah.




He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as
possible to pay Him back.


You see, Fool, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you.


But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make y our
life a living hell.
That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt Allah.


Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with
all of the good times we've had.


We have been...


watching dirty movies,
cursing people out,
stealing,
lying,
hypocritical,
fornicating,
overeating,
telling dirty jokes,
gossiping,
being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the masjids,
bad attitudes.


SURELY you don't want to give all this up.


Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some
hot plans for us.
This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your
foolish life.


You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin,
you give in.


HA HA HA, you make me sick.


Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years
older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach your children how to sin.


All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while
under-aged,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.


Do all of this in the presence of your children and they will
do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in
a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you
would run
somewhere, confess your sins, and live for Allah with
what little bit of life that you have left.


It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and
still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me
wrong, I still hate you.


IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR ALLAH